Bravo Blog Round- Up: Real Housewives of Miami

The Real Housewives of Miami is getting better each week and if you're not watching, I suggest you catch the episodes you missed and hop on the bandwagon. It's shaping up to be one of the most entertaining Housewives shows. Read on to see the juicy bits the ladies wrote in their Bravo blogs.

Joanna Krupa

When Marta told me she wanted to move out, it made me emotional because we have lived together since we were little. When Romain came into this relationship, he also adopted a family. My mom and sister both live with me in Los Angeles and Marta stays with us whenever she wants when I am in Miami. He never really had the option to have a problem with it, because I never asked him, but that is what I love about him; he has never had any issues with my family living with us and me being so close to them. To be honest, if it was the other way around and his mom and brother lived with us, I don't know if I would be OK with it haha! But let’s just thank god that’s not the situation.

Lisa Hochstein

It was a really fun night for me, but I can't say the same for the rest of the ladies. Everyone’s feathers were ruffled by Karent’s interaction with Thomas Kramer, who happens to be a dear friend of me and Lenny. It almost seemed like a competition over who was better acquainted with Thomas. I personally did not see the big deal or find it inappropriate that Karent was inserting herself into the irritated clique that clearly did not appreciate her keen interest in her dear friend.

Marysol Patton

Unfortunately, Lea knows just what to say to ruin a good time. Her “green card” comment was completely heartless. Just because you say it’s a joke and laugh doesn’t make it hurt any less, especially when she knew I was going through a painful separation. Just heartless! Sometimes Lea really doesn’t know when to keep her mouth shut and take a few minutes to think before she speaks.

She has been spewing lies about me for the past two episodes, and then expects me to “not take it personally” and believe she wants me at the gala. Please! Her “invitation” was a back-handed dig she’s been regurgitating for years. She needs to stop saying she tried to help me. On what planet? When? How? Everything I have I built myself with no help from her whatsoever. Lea owes me an apology, but instead I see her and Elaine continuously bashing me at every social gathering they attend, and it’s coming back to me from everyone. Lea, it’s been two years, and remember, you were not the client, I was the volunteer who refused to volunteer again for this year’s event. Move on already!

Lea Black

Have I made a few jokes? Yes. Speaking of bad jokes, I have always known Felipe did not need a green card. The first time I met him, he told me he had a catering company in the U.S. for fourteen years. If I thought he really needed a green card, I obviously wouldn't have called attention to it. We have laughed about it since many times. It’s sort of a Miami joke. Marysol acknowledged on the reunion show last year that she knew it was just my sense of humor. Even though I prefaced it as "this is a joke, I hope you will laugh," it didn't work out that way. So if this joke or any of my other jokes ever offend anyone, just know they aren't meant to. I've made plenty of jokes about myself and poked fun at myself along the way too. This season alone I've been poked fun at, shot down, mocked, ridiculed, criticized, backstabbed, gossip fodder for the gossip addicted, and falsely and wrongly accused ad nauseum -- you don't see me acting like a victim. But you do see me laughing a lot! I even think my laugh is funny, hahahaha!

Ana Quincoces

To call what Lisa is doing “cute” is to give it less credence than it deserves, but that’s just me. Lea has the uncanny ability to make an “innocent comment” sound like a dig. Even when she claims something is a “joke” it is always so gratuitously hurtful (i.e. greencard) that it is impossible to join in her borderline sinister/hysterical laughter. The sheer number of insults disguised as jokes that she follows with “uproarious laughter” as someone recently commented, is off putting in every way. If you study Lea closely, you will see that at one point or another she mocks and belittles everyone (even those who she has now decided are weak enough to be allies). She plays all sides against the middle, and she does it rather brilliantly -- I’ll give her that. As the season progresses you will see that her relationships are in a constant state of evolution; note that I am not one of the pawns in her elaborate socialite chess game. I am merely a mildly amused observer. Checkmate.

Karent Sierra

Once again Ana can't seem to find anything important in her own life, so she continuously focuses on mine. I must say, I am flattered that I am so important in her life. Just because I am friends with some celebrities, doesn't make me a "celebrity stalker," like she calls it. Ana's jealousy truly gets the best of her, and she can only criticize and say negative comments. I believe in "The Laws of Attraction" discussed in the book, The Secret. It talks about the energy you emit is what you will attract in your life. What a great birthday or Christmas present for Ana, don't you think?

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